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A dad went to his shrink and the Dr. ask "what seems to be the problem?" My son cusses in every sentences what should I do?" Ask him what he want for X-mas and if he tells you without cussing give him that present, but if he cuses while telling you give him dog shit. So he goes home and says son what do you want for X-mas? I want a god damn X-box 360 at the foot of my bed, a Ipod nano with all the shit, and fucking dirt bike. He wake up the next morning and at the foot of his bed was dog shit, opened a box that looked like a Ipod but it was dog shit, he run outside and saw dirt bike shadow but it was dog shit covering his old bike. The dad came out and said "son what did Santa bring you?" I think he brought me a god damn dog but I can’t find the little bastard.

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Woman complaining to dentist: it's so painful, I rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.
dentist : make up your mind soon! I adjust the chair accordingly.

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An old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read: BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.

The engraver shortened it to " RETURNED UNOPENED "

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teacher : what do you want to become?
lil Johnny : doctor !!
teacher : why?
lil Johnny : coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to takeoff her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

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An Indian migrated to America, and moved into an American neighbourhood; His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.

The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again. When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with other stuff.

The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Indian man. At his gate, he sa! w the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt. Seeing this, he became angry and went up to the Indian man.
"I'm sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled in the Indian man's face.

The Indian man looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually American customs. I was told that in order to be a true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit."

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Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw

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Would you ring this DOORBELL?

Resignation Letter

Good Example of Resignation Letter.

"Internet World"

Do you think this will happen to our next generation?

Money is really hard to earn!

Create a folder named "CON"....

This is interesting...
An Indian discovered that nobody can create a folder anywhere named as
"con" in his computer.
This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the
whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
Try it out yourself...