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Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts

Friday, April 6, 2007

Joke

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?


Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?


PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ........................... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!"

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Joke

Woman complaining to dentist: it's so painful, I rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.
dentist : make up your mind soon! I adjust the chair accordingly.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Joke

An old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read: BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.

The engraver shortened it to " RETURNED UNOPENED "

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Joke

teacher : what do you want to become?
lil Johnny : doctor !!
teacher : why?
lil Johnny : coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to takeoff her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Funny

An Afican was being interviewed at a UScheckpoint.

your name pls. "Amman azala "
sex? "six times a week!! "
" no, no, I mean male or female! "
" doesn't matters, sometimes even zebra " ;

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Fun



Hope you will enjoy this.

Thursday, March 8, 2007