Management Lesson 2

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lesson

1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

Management Lesson 1

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw thecrow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"The crow answered: " Sure, why not."So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson : To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.